contribute:

me: 1080p

you: 144p

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

dare-criss:

Remember when darren was so nervous about tickets for his tour going on sale he recorded a video and made his face and voice funny and asked everyone to please buy tickets because he was genuinely worried people wouldn’t want to come because he still doesn’t think he’s a big deal

And then his tour sold out in minutes

aausten